Imagine this exchange between Santa and Shortcake:
Santa: Hi Cupcake.
Shortcake: What did you call me?
Santa: Cupcake.
Shortcake: What's my name?
Santa: ...Shortcake?
Shortcake: That's right. Have a cookie.
As Shortcake was walking out she wished all the managers a Happy St. Nicholas Day (because tomorrow is St. Nick Day). Brian and GW ("When there's trouble, you call GW!") were happy to celebrate St. Nick Day.
Krampus was not because December 5th is Krampusnacht. No one was wishing him a Happy Krampusnacht.
Karyn told us it was International Ninja Day.
Jen and Shortcake got really excited, and then Krampus pointed his pen angrily.
Because we were more excited about International Ninja Day than Krampusnacht. Because Krampus does not give presents. It's only logical. Who gets excited about a visit from Krampus? No one.
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