Sunday, December 25, 2016

Christmas!

Shortcake barely slept last night, as she had to be up in the middle of the night to head to the airport.  (We've been over this.  Santa needed the sleigh for his big ride, and besides, Shortcake isn't allowed to drive the sleigh.  She has to use conventional means of air travel.)  Anyway, she made it, and arrived safe and sound home in Chicago.  Wearing two backpacks.  It's a family thing.


And once she got home, she opened her presents!

2 books and a game and a water bottle and snazzy jacket from Santaland and a DVD and a ukulele song book (thanks Santa!) and a 2017 calendar and a beautiful carved elephant.

Shortcake is spending her Christmas watching movies.  So far, she's seen Miracle on 34th Street, the best Christmas movie ever, and Christmas Belle - which is terrible, atrocious, don't watch it - and is currently watching A Christmas Kiss II - we only hope it can live up to the hype of the first.  And soon, she will see Rogue One and hopes to end the evening with Die Hard. Which she has never seen.  So many things to look forward to!

2 comments:

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kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

The term ZEALOT means...

Yay! yoo RITE!! Gotta gobba lotta shrewd, surreal, subtle, sardonic satires, sassy N savvy elixers N electronic elegance on our YOUTHwitheTRUTH blogs. N'joym. So...

Why should U love our hot-shot, fuse-blowin, abundant-X-acto- productivity? our copious exploits? our lavish, madhouse bookay? our proFUSE NRGod which leads to explosive fairy-tales in the 'one-stop-shop' symphony: the BigDude, the Owner of ElysianFields, the Prize, the Austere Overdrive, NoPurchaseNecessary??? our bombastic tenaCITY on a Hill which'll plant the Seeds 4U2 grow-up to great heights?? Follow us...

CAUTION: our 22ish, wildchild, accurately-atrocious, offa-the-reservation-like-Jimmy-Hoffa, metal-breadKrumm-blogaZZZms R so awwwsome, they're an intimate wealth of bottomless sophistication. Go ahead. Report me. Yawn. But, yet, here's the KOO D'TAH: who else hast SEEN the Great Beyond in spirit & lived to tella youse bout the bionic, bloated, brevity-like-earth we're living on?? Yes, earthling, I was an NDE, almost salivating4salvation. So, gain altitude, never attitude: death has no favorites.

If Mr. abSUREdity's an ultra-great-reward, but not everyone enters, Q: why is it an excruciating deluge of epic caliber where the quality's a limitless bulldozer plowin, pushin-your-power-cord with eternal goodies?? A: the Prize-a+-TheEnd just gives U.S. moe-curley-graFixx 2C the VitSee: an explosion-of-extravagance which few R asking for anymore! They're too concerned withe grotesque sanity of the ambivilant piss-ants which swiftly crawl like lemmings to their destruction. Grrr.

THANK GAWWWD!!! the Don has the ebullient BAWLS!!! to do the Manifest Destiny!!! To lead U.S. forward to the White House Upstairs with his SQUARES!!!

So, break-free, earthling; be like a contraversial outgrowth of incredibly-intoxicating-effusiveness in your zeitgeist. Wiseabove. Wanna join this useFULL idiot Upstairs for the most zany, kooky, handcrafted antidotes? Extremely exquisite and explicit endorphins in abundance? Puh-lenty of pulverizingly-tantalizin psychosomatics with eXXtras? i2i-kick-ass-ultra-maximum-rocket-fuel-party-hardy at my pad ya ever encountered without d'New Joisey accent 4 an eternal slew of precarious, magnanimous and primeval absurdities etched in the Granite Corridoors of our eternity with a total-barrage-of-melt-in-thy-mouth indulgence eternally ...???

Make Your Choice -SAW
...cuzz nobody gitts outta here alive, earthling.