Hey ya'all. It was a glorious, slow Monday morning at Santaland. Shortcake got to sit and gossip with Peppercorn and Santa. She didn't hit her steps before 3:30pm, that's how much Shortcake sat. And Santa compared her to a dachsund. You know, short, but doesn't know it or act like it, and forced to constantly look up.
And there was a joke about how Shortcake was #justlikejesus (since she is as #oldasjesus) (Cider is #oldasjesus too.), but now she can't remember the joke.
So here's two lovely letters to round out the day.
This is a rainbow bird on the right. And there is a cage for the bird to go in. And the heart-shaped thing on the left is Santa. You can tell it's him because it's red, and he has a belt, and he's shaped like a heart.
And this one. This one is from a child who basically has the same list as Shortcake.
"I wish I had... Santa is 2 I phone 7s, a telaporter and a magic hat, a time machine, xbox with all the games, tools and wood and a hat that gives me $9999999999999999999999999999999"
So you see this, right? There's a dollar sign, and then lots of '9's following it.
Page 2 and 3 of '9's
Page 4 & 5 of '9's
Page 6 & 7 of '9's
Page 8 & 9 of '9's
Page 10 & 11 of '9's
Page 12 & 13 of '9's
Page 14 & 15 of '9's. Can we admire the dedication of this kid to the bit?
Page 16 of the letter and the kid switches to '8's!
And then this is on the envelope:
"Dear Santa I will give you coke!"
Do you think it's cocaine or coca-cola? Will we ever know?!?!